GalaxyRun

bellthekat:

marauders4evr:
“Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
Then Rudolph told Santa and the other reindeer to get lost because you can’t emotionally abuse someone for years and then ask them for a favor.
The end.
Thank

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Birds with Arms (ASUS Commercial)

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

— i will never not reblog this (via pursuitofhapppinessss)

(Source: theoutsiders-blog)

owlmylove:

dellbelle39:
prikeletons:
someone pls draw this as a girl gang
this is everything i never knew i needed in life

(Source: prettybricky)

doctor: what kind of birth control are you using?
me: I'm a lesbian
doctor:
doctor:
doctor: well that's efficient

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

squareclocks:

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.

(Source: blainehummel-s)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

niggasandcomputers:
humansofnewyork:
“I want to be a hematologist. That’s a blood doctor. Well not a blood doctor, exactly. But a doctor that finds cures for blood diseases.”
“How’d you decide on that?”
“We were dissecting frogs in class and learning about how the blood flows through the body. And I went home that night and wrote an essay. And it wasn’t like any other essay I’d ever done. Normally when I write essays, it takes me a long time, but this was the fastest essay I ever wrote. So the next day I was asking the teacher mad questions, and she was like, ‘You know you can get a job in this.’ And she pulled it up on the internet, and was showing me all about hematologists.”
SUPPORT THIS BOY
I love it when someone gets that thunderbolt “I wanna do this forever” moment. It’s amazing to see that change in them once they’ve got an actual concrete dream to work towards.

(Source: humansofnewyork)

awwww-cute:

Kitty and his tiny computer

tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

(Source: jimbenton)